One day, a cat walked past the road. She met a big, hairy dog. She didn't like the look of it, anyways, cats hate dogs! Here's the conversation between both of them;
Cat: Huh.... I met 6 dogs today! And this ugly one is the 7th! Why do dogs interfere in cats' life?
Dog: Well, that's the same. I'm meeting the 7th cat now! Cats are so ugly, they need toys to play with! They are useless! Cats only cause problems, but dogs clear them.
Cat: Meow! How dare you! I didn't taunt you! You were the one who started! Cats aren't useless, they are for company! Don't you know?
Dog: Oh, you think I have no knowledge? But yes, I do! I know much more than you!
Cat: Ok then, what is 92x7?
Dog: Hmm.... I don't know!
Cat: Hahahaha! You told me that you know everything! But now your struggling to answer a simple question! Hahaha!!!
Dog: Animals don't know Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication or Division. Don't you know? Yes, you really are a kitty who doesn't know anything! NOTHING!
Cat: Meow.... Meow! That's not true.... Ask the Baker near by and he'll tell you the answer!
Dog: Hmmm.... You think he will? Ok! I'll go. And you have to come with me, and listen to the true answer. And then you'll learn atleast some!
Cat: I will.
Customers in Bakery: Hey! It's a cat and dog in the bakery! Chase them away now! Somebody! Please!
Baker: Oh, I see! It's Kitty Cat and a dog? Why would a cat be with a dog?
Cat: Sir, I have a question. Can cats and dogs do Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division?
Baker: Oh my! What a silly question! Animals can't do that little miss Kitty!
Dog: Hahaha! You earned what you needed! Hahahahaha!!!!
Cat: Meow! Meow! Mau!!!
Dog: You see! It's true!
Cat: Nope, it's not. Ask the Police!
Police Assistant: Oh! A cat and a dog roaming about in our police station? No! I don't want you two fighting here!
Police: Oh, Kitty Cat! I see you've made a new friend!
Cat: No! He's not any friend. He's my enemy! You just found the opposite. Can animals do Arithmetic Functions?
Police: Oho! What a simple question! Do you think they can? Leave this place at once! I don't want any silly willy questions in here!
Dog: You deserved it! You got it again! Hahahahaha!!!
Cat: No! He didn't give his answer! Go and ask the king. His words are never wrong! NEVER WRONG!!!
Princess: Ah! Animals! In the palace! Dad! They have no permission to!
Prince: They have no rights to!
Queen: Now you two, we must welcome all our guests..... Oh! Cats and dogs! No! I hate both of them! I HATE THEM!!!
King: Oh! It's just Kitty Cat. I see you've found a new friend! Enjoy.
Cat: Oh king, he's not my friend, he's my enemy! He's a dog! I came here not to sit back and enjoy, I came here to ask you an important question.
King: Ok, go on.
Cat: Can animals do Arithmetical Functions?
King: Oh, what type of question is this? I have your answer - They can't. They don't know how to think!
Cat: But oh, your majesty, we are able to speak english!
King: Uh..... Um... You both are special ones! You can understand english but not maths.
Dog: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Cat: Hmph! I have no idea but to leave!
Dog: Oh you cutie Kitty Cat! It seemed as if I didn't know anything, but now, we have found out that you know nothing! Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing!
Cat: Enough droopy dog! This is all enough. I am leaving this kingdom. This king knows nothing!
Dog: Your wish! All the kings of all the kingdoms would give you the same answer. Then you'd want to leave the world!!
Cat: ........ I'm leaving...... 
Animals don't know Arithmetic Functions, it's true. But humans do!
What is 92x7?
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Super shriyan the answer is 644 is it correct
ReplyDeleteThank you Viji Patti �� I will tell you as soon as everyone finishes
DeleteTime up! Now we have our answer....
ReplyDelete92x7 = 644
I can't understand the message you wanted to tell from this dialogues between Dog and cat. I feel you can think better shriyandhaa to get the answer for b92*7
ReplyDeleteFrom Pushpa patti
Okay Patti
DeleteSuper Shriyandhaa. Excellent imagination. The story goes forward with excellent imagination and forward thinking. The dog wants to dominate so too cat. But the doubting dog go to each one to a baker, to policeman and finally to the king. The king while accepting that the two animals are special and can speak. It means both had the sixth sense of a man. That means they can know Arthmetics also. What a great idea and imagination. Finally the end is superb. The cat leaving the country in grief is good. Keep writing like this. Excellent story based on logic . Whether the answer 644 or otherwise , it is not relevant. It is only give us the message that one is able to speak , he should work hard to learn other things also. When the faculty of brain gets opened many achievements will come one after another. Great writing. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much thatha �� But the cat and the dog don't have the sixth sense, both only have half of it. If they have six senses, they would know math. But they don't, so they only have half of it (5 and a half).
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